Saturday, June 18, 2011

A Little Common Sense

    Here is a tip for some of you guys out there. Trying to catch the eye of that certain someone? Are you trying to close the deal on what you think will be a great relationship, be it thirty minutes or thirty years? There are many ways to do this but I'm pretty sure it doesn't include sending a picture of your Johnson. No matter how great you think it is(and personally I think its a little gay if you do), it will not impress the ladies. Women have different tastes in what is attractive about a man. Try taking a picture of yourself holding a puppy. Perhaps a picture of you dressed in black(I hear some women like that dark side, bad boy thing). Even a picture of you in your cell on death row will get you more women than that shot of your junk.
    Brett Farve is rich, fairly good looking, a sports star, and on television. Any of these can get you plenty of women. You have all of these and you still thought it was important to send a picture of Mr. Winky??? The same goes for you Mr. Wiener. I can only surmise that a loss of common sense is caused by a huge ego.        Many liberals(male and female) have tried to defend Congressman Weiner. They says that he didn't break any laws. But what he did was lie thru his teeth to save his ass.He even said he was filing a police report to find out who sent those photos. That would have been against the law, but he lied about doing that too. My liberals tell me that Republicans lie all the time. Of course they do. Hell, they even have their own network(FOX News) to do it for them.
    Do you remember the old commercials for Hebrew National? They said that their meats surpassed all the US government requirements and they "answer to a higher authority". We are liberals. We should answer to higher ethics.

    

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